A-Ov Gets Bucks

So the Washington Capitals just inked Alexander Ovechkin to a 13-year, $124 million contract. Hm. Is he worth it?




Yeah, prolly. Hell, if the Islanders can sign Rick DiPietro to an 85-year, $800 million space bucks contract, why not give Ovie some cizz-nizzy?

On a side note - Know what's really awesome about the Capitals? This guy:




So, at least the Caps will now have at least one guy who can find the net for the next few years.

Down in Nashville at this very moment, Radek Bonk is asking his agent, "Why am I paying you again?"

And his agent is not calling him back.

Ha! Geddit? He's terrible!



Oh, settle down, Renegade. No one's reading this anyway.