Wednesday, January 23, 2008

All-"Star" Game


So let me get this straight: No Roberto Luongo, no Marty Brodeur, no Sidney Crosby, no Henrik Zetterberg, no Sergei Zubov, and no Paul Stastny?

But hey...we got...TIM THOMAS!

Look, guys, if you want the NHL's TV cred to whittle away to nothing, just say it. This is like announcing that the Super Bowl will be played by two PAL teams. They should just have the remaining Red Wings play a scrimmage against Jerry Bruckheimer's celebrity charity team.

And why does Scott Niedermayer get to play? Is it because ever since he came back from semi-not-really-PSYCHE! retirement, the Ducks were instantly transformed from a pretty good team to a pretty good team?

But, on a positive note: Tee-hee. They picked TIM THOMAS over Henrik Lundqvist. How's that feel? This guy was plucked from some over-40 men's pick-up league and people still prefer him to you. Ouch. Just...ouch.

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