Twice in my lifetime, the Buffalo Sabres' home arena has asked for a blood sacrifice. This is getting creepy.
The latest casualty is Florida Panthers forward Richard Zednick:
Yeesh. Prior to that, of course, the Blood God La Magra that lives under center ice exacted its life juice from former Sabres netminder Clint Malarchuk:
Are you satisfied, Buffalo? I imagine every night after a game, the parking lot of the HSBC Center looks like 30 Days of Night.
The Sabres have just announced they are trading Jochen Hecht and a draft pick to Romania for a gypsy, a vat of werewolf hair, and Max Von Sydow.
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